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Can't open /usr/fortunes. Lid stuck on cookie jar.
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-Can't open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat.
+Can't open /usr/share/games/fortune/fortunes.dat.
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Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for
the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
-- E. E. CUMMINGS
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-HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
+HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/share/games!
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Help stamp out Mickey-Mouse computer interfaces -- Menus are for Restaurants!
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