After being reported missing a day or two later, rangers found two bears,
one a male, one a female, looking suspiciously overstuffed. They killed
the female, autopsied her, and sure enough, found the German and the Pole.
- "What do you think?" said the the first ranger.
+ "What do you think?" said the first ranger.
"The Czech is in the male," replied the second.
%
A group of soldiers being prepared for a practice landing on a tropical
there, and a "comp" group will propagate your article further.)
You may also find it is more fun to post the article once in each
group. If you list all the newsgroups in the same article, some newsreaders
-will only show the the article to the reader once! Don't tolerate this.
+will only show the article to the reader once! Don't tolerate this.
-- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette
%
Dear Emily:
respect to theories about how the process operates.
-- Martin Gardner, "Irving Kristol and the Facts of Life".
%
-Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for
-even the greatest fool may ask more the the wisest man can answer.
+Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for even
+the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.
-- C.C. Colton
%
Example is not the main thing in influencing others.
exceptions for which I beg your indulgence.
Unfortunately the sum of one shilling and ninepence remains unaccounted
for in one infantry battalion's petty cash and there has been a hideous
-confusion as the the number of jars of raspberry jam issued to one cavalry
+confusion as to the number of jars of raspberry jam issued to one cavalry
regiment during a sandstorm in western Spain. This reprehensible carelessness
may be related to the pressure of circumstance, since we are war with France, a
fact which may come as a bit of a surprise to you gentlemen in Whitehall.
fixed?"
%
An Israeli soldier was checking travelers' papers on a road, when a
-man and a heavily pregnant woman on a donkey came by. "Your names please?"
-said the the soldier.
+man and a heavily pregnant woman on a donkey came by. "Your names, please?"
+said the soldier.
"My name is Mary," said the woman.
"And mine is Joseph," said the man.
"Oh," said the soldier, a little taken aback, "And where are you
-/* $OpenBSD: wump.c,v 1.12 1999/09/25 15:52:21 pjanzen Exp $ */
+/* $OpenBSD: wump.c,v 1.13 2000/04/11 02:55:18 pjanzen Exp $ */
/*
* Copyright (c) 1989, 1993
#if 0
static char sccsid[] = "@(#)wump.c 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93";
#else
-static char rcsid[] = "$OpenBSD: wump.c,v 1.12 1999/09/25 15:52:21 pjanzen Exp $";
+static char rcsid[] = "$OpenBSD: wump.c,v 1.13 2000/04/11 02:55:18 pjanzen Exp $";
#endif
#endif /* not lint */
"Oh dear. All the commotion has managed to awaken the evil Wumpus, who\n\
has chosen to walk into this very room! Your eyes open wide as they behold\n\
the great sucker-footed bulk that is the Wumpus; the mouth of the Wumpus\n\
-also opens wide as the the evil beast beholds dinner.\n\
+also opens wide as the evil beast beholds dinner.\n\
*ROAR* *chomp* *snurfle* *chomp*!\n");
}